A week ago…today. (I have strange pillows on my bed)

Alright, so I am going to take a step back and write about last Monday because it is awesome, hilarious, and moderately dangerous.

It starts out with Corey coming up from Tacoma to hang out with Sam and I (Sam was here from the previous night, which is not going to be written down b/c it is not part of the “good parts”) and between the three of us and Andy, we watch this hideously boring movie called “Alice”. Don’t get me wrong, visually it was very interesting, but I thought that by the end of the movie popping out my eyeballs and feeding them to pet cockroaches may prove to be more exciting.  I am pretty sure Corey felt the same.  Anyways, once those two hours of my life that I will never get back are done, we all decided to head to King Cobra.

THE AWESOME PART:

On our way there, Corey and I begin to skip b/c I am WAY under stimulated d/t that movie.  Also, swearing and teasing each other.  Oh, and wrestling and a speed walking competition.  Needless to say, we were ahead of Sam and Andy.  We get to the bar, where Noah and Erica show up whom I haven’t seen in forever.  I was really excited about that part.

At some point in the night, Andy decides he wants to leave, so I go outside to smoke a cigarette and find out what is wrong.  About an hour later, I come back into the bar, head towards Corey and he says to me “I am so fucking bored”, to which I responded, “Lets go hang out with the pretty people” and we proceeded to spend the rest of the night up at the bar with Ambyr and Russel having a god damned blast.  I can’t remember the last time we’d had that much fun together just being stupid and rowdy.

THE HILARIOUS AND DANGEROUS PART:

So when we left the bar, I realized that I had forgotten my coat.  I tried to call Ambyr to no avail.  So we went out to the back of the bar and decided to wait for them to leave to retrieve such coat.  Well, we got a bit distracted and began making out (like we do).  So, it is no secret that Corey chokes me when we fool around and this time was no different in that sense.  What WAS different is my waking up on the ground wondering where I was and what was going on with Corey over me going “OMG, RU OK??? you just passed out and whacked your head against the pavement.  I was slapping the shit out of you and you wouldn’t wake up or breathe for like 5 good long seconds.”  AHAHAHAHHAHAH.  I thought it was hilarious b/c I didn’t have to watch any of it.   Hell, I don’t even remember any of it.  He, however, was fucking terrified. *giggle*.

So we move on.  Our raging hormones will not let us move on far however, and we end up having sex in a strangers yard for probably close to an hour.  We all know I am not a quite person…so there is a good chance they were not home b/c we were not arrested   The reason we leave there yard?  The fucking AUTOMATIC SPRINKLERS went off.  Ahahahhaha… as I scramble to put on my clothes, I realize I HAVE NO SOCK, which to this day may remain in that persons yard.

The night ends with us finishing our sexual outing in my room for probably another good hour or so.  And when it was all said and done and we were ready to go to sleep, I realize my door was open the whole time.

OOPS.  There consisted of apologies to Andy the next day.